hey thanks for all the comments about the corney pick up lines!! i found a couple more so here they are too:
Is your dad a baker? cause you have a nice set of buns
are your parents retarded? cause your a very special girl
if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of losing you
can i have your picture so i can show santa claus what i want for christmas?
are you free tonight or will it cost me?
do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
i like your outfit it would look better on my bedroom floor
i didnt think angels could fly so low
you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy!
your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, im all lost at sea
you must be lost cause heaven is a long way away from here.
why dont you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
your right leg is thanksgiving you left leg is christmas, can i come visit you between the holidays?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
all those curves and me with no brakes
lol dang thats is wayyy to many ive had bunches of people come up to me and tell me soo many to put on here... these are the ones that are screened and edited! lets keep no dirtier than these! well onto my life, weve had taks this week and they suck. thats all thats been goin on... so if yall know anymore leave em or email me some or w/e and i'll put yours up here too! |